we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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