Don't you send me to vm
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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