I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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