Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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