Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize