How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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