why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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