i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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