Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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