i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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