What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Sext me about skeletons
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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