Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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