ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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