as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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