The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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