I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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