We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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