I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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