You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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