dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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