I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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