i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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