Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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