I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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