4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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