Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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