Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Randomize