White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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