oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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