Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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