So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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