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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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