he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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