He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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