is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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