Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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