So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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