Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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