its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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