Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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