Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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