love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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