i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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