how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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