Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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