I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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