What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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