found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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