have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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