would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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